Thursday, November 19, 2009

Bearded Men of the Ages

As a teaser for beard season (details shall be forthcoming), I've assembled a top ten list of bearded men over the ages. Without further ado, here is the list:

  1. Jesus - Of course he's number one. He's number one in my book, and he should be number one in yours too. He rocked the beard.
  2. Paul - The man who spread Christianity and wrote a good portion of the New Testament rocked a beard.
  3. Abraham Lincoln - He rocked the beard. Oh, yeah, and there was that whole Civil War/slavery thing.
  4. Moses - Parted the Red Sea, delivered the Ten Commandments, rocked the beard.
  5. Gandalf - Whether the white or the gray, this wizard rocked the beard.
  6. Sean Connery - The original 007 rocks the beard.
  7. Robert E Lee - Bearded rebel.
  8. Michelangelo - The man who painted God with a beard.
  9. ZZ Top - truly ROCK the beard.
  10. Chuck Norris - There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

My wife also insisted I mention:
  • Myself during beard season
  • My father in law rocks the beard too.

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